God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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