My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I met the friendliest cop last night
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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