I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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