Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
