just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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