a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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