Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Im part way to drunk.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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