It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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