i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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