If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Randomize
