mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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