So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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