Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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