I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Come see our sink grown plant.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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