Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I enjoy the company of your penis
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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