Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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