oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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