Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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