no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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