That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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