i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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