no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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