i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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