You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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