I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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