I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
