Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Congratulations! We have a period
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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