used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I am naked and annoyed.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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