I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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