East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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