gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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