Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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