Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
YAS. BRING CRAB.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Randomize
