Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm having to shit out rocks
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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