Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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