My nipple is on Facebook.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
foreskin is a definite game changer
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Randomize
