So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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