I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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