if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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