i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
We are two peas in an std pod
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I need to calm my uterus...
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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