Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
