omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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