well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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