the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm at about main and main street
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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