So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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