belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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