I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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