People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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