Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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