About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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