Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
How's work?
Spinning.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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