gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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