Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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