lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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