I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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