with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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