when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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