and you said cock pushups were impossible
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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