At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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