Jerry, you need to find god
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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